Goldilocks was a knockout; one of those bombshells who haunts your dreams for decades after the encounter.

She was also incredibly horny.

“Surely I know some man who can come fuck me properly,” she thought, picking up her phone and scrolling through her contacts.

Her first thought was her friend’s brother. He’d obviously been trying to cover an erection at the pool the other day, and she’d always thought he was pretty cute. Could be fun to finally give him what he wanted.

“Hey, Sean. I’m bored. Wanna come over?” she texted.

She watched him type and delete for a good five minutes before he finally replied. “Yeah. Be there in 20.”

She laughed to herself and played with her pussy thinking about all the times she’d caught him looking.

When he knocked on the door, she answered in a little black nightgown, no panties or bra. He stood there slack-jawed, and she giggled while grabbing his wrist and pulling him into the house.

“What’s wrong, Sean? Haven’t you ever seen a girl in a nightgown before?” she teased.

He shook his head and stammered a bit.

“I-I, I just… I mean it’s you. It’s different. I mean, I kinda hoped…”

His words were cut off by her mouth. She kissed him with the ferocity of a woman pent-up, and he met her with equal fervor. She pushed him down to sit on the couch and straddled him, pussy grinding wet against his jeans as they made out. She pulled her tits out and pressed them into his face, smiling down and taking her pleasure against his lap.

Just as she was starting to get worked up, she realized she couldn’t feel him pressing into her. It was obvious he was enjoying it, and she could only assume his cock was erect, but there was just nothing there. Maybe a little bit of a nub, but certainly nothing to fuck.

She was figuring out how to let him down gently while nibbling on his ear when he threw his head back, practically pushed her off of him, and started apologizing as he came in his pants like a fucking teenager.

He was gone as quickly as he came, rushing away in embarrassment.

His dick was just too small.

It wasn’t used to the attention of a beautiful woman, and he couldn’t handle it.

As she laid in bed dissatisfied, trying to fantasize about the other men she knew, she realized that none of them were interesting enough to hold her interest. Finally, she opened up the dating app. It never took long to order up a dick on there.

She scrolled through chauvinists, losers, and pathetic excuses of men, desperately searching for someone who was worthy to dick her down. And finally, she found him. Hot guy, big pretty cock, kind but DTF.

Perfect. She ordered him up like a pizza.

As soon as he walked in, they were making out. His cock pressed rigidly against her, and she felt her pussy gushing just at thought of it inside of her.

She didn’t waste time in the living room. She stripped his pants off of him as she pushed him back to the bedroom. She grabbed his cock and felt the throbbing of his pulse as she pushed him down onto the bed. His cock was gorgeous, and she couldn’t wait to ride it, but even as big as it was, she could tell he wasn’t fully erect yet. She wondered if she could take it all, and in one quick motion, swallowed his dick down her throat.

“Holy shit! Nobody can ever suck my dick like that!”

His hands gently found the back of her head as he thrust his hips in time with her bobbing. She only intended to get him fully erect so she could ride him, and that didn’t take long. She felt him growing inside of her mouth and throat, filling her up in ways she hadn’t been before. And she could not wait to feel that big cock inside of her pussy.

But just when he was fully erect and she was about to hop on, he threw his head back, practically pushed her off of him, and started apologizing as he came all over his stomach like a fucking teenager.

He was gone as quickly as he came, rushing away in embarrassment.

His dick was just too big.

It wasn’t used to the attention of a beautiful woman, and he couldn’t handle it.

As she laid in bed dissatisfied, scrolling through more men in the dating app, she realized that none of them were interesting enough to hold her interest. Finally, she opened up her bedside drawer and pulled out the only cock capable of pleasing her, her favorite sex toy.

And as she filled her pussy and let it buzz, she sighed to herself, “ahhh… just right.”

The moral of the story? Never send a man to do a woman’s job.